I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”

“I gave her a Boston cream pie, even though we were in Seattle at the time.”

“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”