I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.

“If an ambulance gets in a wreck, who drives them to the hospital? Why doesn’t t…”

“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”