I pitted two ditch diggers against each other, to see who could dig a pit the fastest.

“I applied for an overnight stocking position at a supermarket, but I didn’t get…”

“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t h…”