I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.

“With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.”

“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especi…”

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”