I play by the rules even when there aren’t any.

“Here’s the list of stuff I don’t like: apples, the fork in my bowl, Honey Nut C…”

“You were worried about me?” “Of course I was, buddy. I would never have forgive…”

“Everyone‘s screwed up. Just in different ways.”

“What are you talking about? You’re like a professional boyfriend.”“Thanks. You …”