I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.

“What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about …”

“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?”

“I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat …”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”