I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he wa…”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”