I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer kissing over the plate containing my dinner, especially if my dinner consists of something romantic like monkey brains.

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”

“I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.”

“I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.”

“With a tough decision, the act of flipping a coin allows you to figure out whic…”