I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“She told me she has her eye on me, so I said, And what do you have your other e…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”

“I got my spring cleaning done early this year. I did it over the summer.”