I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He wasn’t a pacifist, but he was already as dead as a slab of meat.

“When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing…”

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m…”