I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live b…”

“I sleep on my side. And if you’re not on my side, you’re against me.”

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”