I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”

“A brick could be used to trick a snake into leaving your pet mouse alone. That …”

“There are certain books in the history of the world that should never have been…”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to tea…”