I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“In the long run, a treadmill’s a great investment.”