I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

“-I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything.
-Thank you.
-D…”

“I’m so silent I can hardly hear myself think. But that’s why I bought the sciss…”

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”