I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.

“I hired a counterfeiter the other day. I told him, “As for your salary, how muc…”

“Everybody knows love is a universal language, but not many people know it only …”

“A Cyclops on a unicycle juggling three giant eyeballs couldn’t compare to the b…”

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroo…”