I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow.


“I’ve just begun to scratch the surface of my talent, and boy does my talent itc…”

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish…”

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps …”