I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.

“A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because …”

“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy …”

“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it whe…”