I ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.

“My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue …”

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them wi…”

“If I owned a dry cleaners, I’d open at 9 and clothes at 5. Ugh. That pun was sp…”