I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral.

“A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, …”

“It’s still masturbation if your clone gives you a hand job. It’s also a lot lik…”

“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up f…”

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape…”