I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he is really old now. So I had no memory formation then, and he has Alzheimer’s now.

“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”

“Pulling your head out of your ass is better than pulling your head out of a law…”

“In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though …”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”