I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they were the days with the long white beards.

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I …”

“I was in the shower the other day and I noticed on the back of the shampoo bott…”

“A brick could be used to help you become an Olympic swimmer. Tie the brick arou…”

“Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.”