I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.


“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”