I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t wear. Yes, nudity is an admirable thing indeed.

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But w…”

“Where it was last, is the first place I’ll look, not the last place. Oh, if onl…”

“There are certain books in the history of the world that should never have been…”