I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, because they are so neglectful of their lawn that it’s like they don’t even exist.

“If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fru…”

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”