I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”

“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”