I rode the night mare like a bad dream. I rode with no saddle and a midget on my back (the midget also rode me with no saddle).

“I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s…”

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
”

“The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved …”

“A brick could be used as brain filler for the political mind, just in case one …”