I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”