I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign myself a number from 1-10 on where I think I am on each. Surprisingly I score tens on each one until the last one, confidence, where I score myself a one.

“A brick could be used as a cape, when I’m practicing my anti-superhero drills i…”

“If I owned the Grand Canyon, it would be my largest antique.”

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“I have nothing, so I think having something would mean everything to me. But I …”