I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her lingering presence.

“A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball …”

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want …”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”