I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.

“I had a dream about you. You told me you loved me, and then you stabbed me with…”

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”

“My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a br…”

“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”