I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s style.

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it fo…”

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first.…”

“To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with n…”