I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his pockets for money, because it seemed like the right thing to do.

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I…”

“I’m an artist. I’m a cave painter. Archaeologists and art critics of the future…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”