I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“Sometimes when I read before bed I get so tired that my eyes gloss over the sen…”

“I celebrate my birthday in ways not seen this side of the Old Testament. I cele…”