I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.

“I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.”

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“Sword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”