I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He looks like me, talks like me, and thinks like me, but I won’t vote for him, because I always vote for myself.

“The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to cal…”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even …”

“Love is a blue balloon that wants to be orange. Go Gators!”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”