I say he has room to grow, but the bride in the canoe might say, “Groom to row.

“Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“Women won’t sleep with me for the same reason that I don’t pay for sex—I don’t …”