I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”