I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness can be oh so naughty.

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”

“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative …”

“To let her imagine how great a lover I’d be, I ate soup with chopsticks. She we…”