I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dolla…”

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on y…”