I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” onl…”

“I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.”

“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”