I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is the going rate these days for the autograph of an aspiring writer?

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”

“If artists often get famous posthumously, then there is only one thing for me t…”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”