I should make a tongue condom shaped like an oven mitt, so my mouth’s spoken language muscle is protected from hot coffee.

“I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the w…”

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”