I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?

“Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.”

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning …”

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blank…”