I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”

“I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor…”

“My goal is to do the most with the least—get the maximum output with the minimu…”

“I can kick the can down the road, and I can also kick other modal verbs.”