I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That was hyperbole.

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”

“If you can predict the future, you can change the past.”

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“Hellos are ascending in speed, not slowing down like goodbyes. I may say hi as …”