I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.

“He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but …”

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers…”

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from…”