I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.

“I collect things that collect dust. Like dust jackets. Despite no fingerprints …”

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the…”

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cow…”