I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.

“I don’t know how to make a U Turn. It’s so curvy and it’s already completely tu…”

“Sometimes I get advice from the fictional characters in my dreams. Sometimes It…”

“I just made a fan gun. Instead of shooting bullets, it shoots the breeze. Just …”

“If I converted an old bubble gum machine into a Love Dispenser, and charged a q…”