I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.

“I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, …”

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson …”

“A brick could be used in speech therapy, to cure a stutter. I mean look at me, …”