I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body l…”

“I admire from a distance. Too close and the flaws form a craterous landscape an…”

“I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.”